Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance from the Year 3000 Episode 15

Tell me what you know about dreamin’ dreamin’/you don't really know about nothin’ nothin’
tell me what you know about them night terrors every night / 5 am, cold sweats wakin’ up to the skies

-Don Quixote

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Puella Magi Pathfinder Magica

For those who don't know what I'm talking about, Puella Magi Madoka Magica is a deconstructionist magical girl show about magical girls who fight monsters called "Witches" in exchange for a wish. There's very little more than I can say about it than it's visually stunning, has a great soundtrack, and has a mature, engaging story that is tragic, but never becomes grimdark. If you have any interest whatsoever in this show, GO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW, as this class contains MAJOR SPOILERS for the series.

Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance from the Year 3000 Episode 14

Special thanks to all the cosplayers who sacrificed their dignity to post pictures of themselves on the internet for me to steal. YOU HAVE DONE YOUR COUNTRY PROUD.

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=====Trantor, sometime in THE FUTURE=====

Jake English: Well chaps, here we are; trantor, the center of the galactic empire for the past 12,000 years!

Karkat Vantas: YEP. IT'S TRANTOR ALL RIGHT.

Dave Strider: it suuuure is.

Pinkie Pie: ^_^

Karkat: ...

Dave: ...

Jake: ...

Karkat: TRANTOR IS THE PLACE WITH ALL THE SAND WORMS, RIGHT?

Jake: No, that's arrkis.

Karkat: OH, RIGHT.

Dave: ...

Jake: ...

Pinkie: These are not the droids you are looking- ^-^

Dave: thats from star wars.

Pinkie: Oh, right. -_-

Karkat: ...

Dave: ...

Jake: ...On further reflection, it appears that there aren't as many jokes i can make about the foundation trilogy as i originally thought.

Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance from the Year 3000 Episode 13

===2500 BC===

Gilgamesh: Well, it took me a whole week, but I finally achieved my dream of to building a life-sized statue of myself entirely out of toothpicks and playing cards. And several thousand years before either of those things were invented! Servants! *clap clap*

Random Servant #1: Yes, my lord?

Gilgamesh: I need one of you to invent ice cream so that I may have it with dinner tonight, so that I may celebrate my glorious achievements, and have the other servants get to work on inventing glue to hold the statue together. Untill then I don't want anyone coming within a thousand cubits of it, do you understand?

Random Servant #1: Yes, your highness, I will protect it with my very life!

*Tardis Noises. Time machine lands on statue of Gilgamesh.*

Karkat Vantas: YOU CALL THAT A LANDING?!

Jake English: Sorry, it seems that the old girl pulls a bit to the left.