Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance from the Year 3000 Episode 9

Dave: oaky i recognize the soulcalibur part. its a fighting game series about weaponmasters from all over the world fighting over a pair of magical swords; soulcalibur and soul edge. soul edge is an obviously evil weapon that wants to destroy everything and soulcalibur is supposedly its good counterpart except it turns out in soul caliber 4 and 5 that its also evil or something. i dont really pay much attention to the story but its supposedly more complicated than your typical fighting game (though the story modes of 4 and 5 suck) and the fighting mechanics are universally solid. but whats the rest of the title mean?

Cladun X2 is out on PC!

Well I have to say I didn't see this coming.

A few months ago, I bought Cladun X2 for the PSP on an impulse, and found it to be a fun little Diablo clone with an comprehensive character and item creation tool. So imagine my surprise (and annoyance) to find that the game just came out on PC!

My reactions are mixed. On one hand, it doesn't look like they added any new features. On the other hand, it's nice to see obscure JRPGs like this being exposed to a broader audience.

To celebrate, I decided to release a couple characters I made for the PSP version!

This is a test of the emergency broadcast system.

Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance from the Year 3000 Episode 8

Episode 8

Homestuck High Part 6
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Karkat Vantas: WHY HASN'T THIS ENDED YET?! ARE THERE REALLY ENOUGH TERRIBLE IDEAS IN THE WORLD TO JUSTIFY THREE MORE CHAPTERS OF THIS SHIT?!

Dave Strider: dude. this is the internet. the shit pile doesnt stop from getting taller.

Jake English: Well you know what they say, vantas; one man's trash is another man's-

Karkat: SHUT UP AND LETS GO ALREADY.

Do Not Adjust Your Set

Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance from the Year 3000 Episode 7

Episode 7

Burston's Sorrow

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Jake: Today we'll be taking a quick break from homestuck high to look at burston's sorrow, a disney/pokemon crossover about goofy's son burston.

Dave: i know i haven't seen a disney movie in years, but i thought his name was max.

Jake: Well yes, but this is an alternate continuity.

Karkat: THAT'S YOUR GO-TO EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING, ISN'T IT?

Jake: And your point is?

Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance from the Year 3000 Episode 6

Episode 6

Homestuck High Part 5

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Last time, on JEMToSRFTY3k...

Karkat Vantas: ...DID ANY OF THAT STUFF ACTUALLY HAPPEN?

Dave Strider: of course not. the producer just wanted us to have an episode recap thing. its just that nothing of importance actually happened in the last five episodes so i just took a footage from a bunch of final fantasy games and shit.

Jake English: Normally i would complain, but since i am english and this is tangentially related to dr. who i am contractually obligated to not say anything bad about it. So let us move onward to chapter 5!