Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance from the Year 3000 Episode 22


Episode 22



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Jake English: Today's the day we finally confront caius ballad once and for all!

Kankri: Very well, 6ut first you need t9 attend this "christmas" party.

Karkat Vantas: WHY?

Kankri: 6ecause it w9uld 6e extremely rude n9t t9, and 9ur n9n-presence w9uld als9 help t9 f9ster the n9ti9n 9f it 6eing a "6l99d-class exclusive" affair. And I'm afraid it w9uld 9nly be a slippery sl9pe fr9m there t9 full-9n dep9tism...

Dave: that and our contract says we have to do a christmas special.

Karkat: *facepalm*

Monday, December 17, 2012

Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance from the Year 3000 Episode 21


No, I did not actually draw this.
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LAST TIME, ON JAKE ENGLISH'S MYSTERIOUS THEATER OF SCIENTIFIC ROMANCE FROM THE YEAR 3000:

Jake: We have to stop the HoundFox virus!

Dave: done. now what?

Kankri: I'm 6aking c99kies.

Dave: okay lets do that.


And now, for the thrilling conclusion!

Kankri: Karkat, you're d9ing it all wr9ng. Y9u have t9 stir the 6atter cl9ck-ways.

Karkat Vantas: WHAT NO. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT WAY YOU STIR IT, IT ALL ENDS UP THE SAME.

Kankri: 6ut y9u w9nt learn anything if y9u keep changing directi9ns, 9r rather y9ull learn t9 d9 it in a su6-par fasshi9n that varies the quality 9f each 6atch. Y9ull never 6ecome a pr9fessi9nal chef at this rate.

Karkat: I DON'T WANT TO BE A CHEF, I JUST WANT TO GET THIS DONE WITH SO I CAN GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM YOU AND YOUR INCESSANT BLATHERING.

Kankri: It seems like s9me9ne needs m9re the9l9gy and ge9metry in his lfie. W9uldn't y9u agree, Strider?

Dave: im sorry what? i cant hear you with these headphones on ad these mixers running.

Kankri: Ineed. N9w, t9 6egin with...

Karkat: OH GOD I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE. JAKE, YOU HAVE MORE OF THAT PONY STORY?

Jake: Right here! 

Karkat: START READING IT, THEN. ANYTHING BETTER THAN THIS IDIOT'S RANTINGS.

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance from the Year 3000 Episode 20



This is actually the original fic's actual cover art. I just borrowed it because I'm lazy.

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Jake English: Here we are, Equestria, the winter of 2012. According to our research, the next clue is located on the DNA sequence of HoundFox virus. A virus that, if not stopped, could mutate into a supervirus that would destroy all of Equestria! No doubt Caius' meddling with the timeline will prevent the vaccine from being made, thus allowing him to acquire a virus sample more easily!

Dave Strider: how are we going to do that?

Jake: Simple! We just need to accelerate research on the virus. *notices Twilight Sparkle walking down the street* Quiet, here she comes. Now, the plan is that i'm going to pretend to be an unconscious argentinean youth, while karkat will play the part of an irate organ grinder. Now, when i give the signal, we will begin to sing select verses from 'the sound of music' for pinkie to steal twilight sparkle's day planner. Then dave will go back in time and ensure though time shenanigans that-

Pinkie Pie: Hey, Twi! Whatever you do, make sure you make a vaccine for the HoundFox virus! ^0^

Twilight Sparkle: Thanks Pinkie, but I got that done yesterday*

Pinkie: Wow! That was fast!

Twilight: Uh, thank you? Oh, and Pinkie, are you are coming to the Christmas party next week?

Pinkie: At Jade's place? Wouldn't miss it for the world!

Twilight: Glad to hear it. Sorry I can't stick around, I have some research to do on what this "Christmas" thing is all about in the first place.

Karkat Vantas: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. CAN WE GO NOW?

Jake: I'm afraid not. The time machine still needs to refuel.

Karkat: UGH. IF WE'RE GOING TO READ BADFICS, CAN WE AT LEAST GET OUT OF THE COLD FIRST?

Pinkie: Sure! Let's go to my place!

Sunday, December 9, 2012

Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance from the Year 3000: The Poll



Well it's been quite a long year. And what better way to end the year with some fanfiction about some guys from a webcomic reading fanfiction?

But here's the kicker; this time, YOU get to decide what story to cover!

Your choices are:

HELLSTORM EVANGELION: Now that Shinji has killed all the Angels, he now has to fight DEMONS! (no, really) Though originally covered by Elmer Studios' MST, we're going to take it on anyway!

BURSTON'S SORROW II: A fan-sequel to the original Burston's Sorrow, Burston travels back in time to stop his father before it's too late!

NEON EXODUS EVANGELION: An extremely controversial Evangelion AU that apparently starts off terrible but gets much better over time. Still, it's hilariously terrible Marty Stu "DJ Croft" makes it worth reading.

The Return of Dark Kyeoto: ...I have no idea what this is supposed to be about, but I think this is a Kingdom Hearts fic.

Click here to take the poll!

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance from the Year 3000 Episode 19





T-rex: Hey guys, I heard you were reviewing some BAD FANFICTION. Can I help?

Jake: Karkat, why is a dinosaur talking to us?

Karkat: BECAUSE APPARENTLY THEY HAD VOCAL CORDS. WHO KNEW?

Dave: sure why not. its not like wed be able to stop you what with your huge teeth and all.

T-Rex: AWESOME!

Jake: ...I don't suppose you wouldn't know anything about Cowboy Bebop, would you?

T-Rex: Do I ever!