Glorious Godfrey: IIIIIIT'S Time, for Apokalips 's favorite game: APOCKALYPSE BAAAAAAAALLLL!
*Crowd cheers*
Glorious Godfrey: Tonight we have a real treat for you; mortal from the planet earth who think they can stand up to Lord Darksied! Give it up for THE MORONS!
*Crowd boos*
Kanaya: I Hate This Planet
Porrim: And I'm sure the planet hates yo+u back.
Glorious Godfrey: Now, the rules are simple. You must either get past a labyrinth filled with the deadliest traps imaginable, and evade Darksied's mightest warriors armed with lava bats and bring your ball to the opposing team's endzone before they kill you...
Rose: Or?
Glorious Godfrey: ...or you must read this, the worst fanfiction in the universe!
Roxy: ...yeah, i think were gonna go for the ball game.
Glorious Godfrey: Well it's your funeral! Let's get ready to rumbuuuuuuuule!