Showing posts with label Dragon Age. Show all posts
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Monday, April 1, 2013

Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance from the Year 3000 Episode 30



Grunt #3087: Kill the demons! Kill the- *gets shot to death a bajillion times*

Gaz: Looks like last of em. 

Lux Lexor: Finally... my pxditries are just killing me...

Sho Minamimoto = √( Looks can be deceving. You never know when there's a hidden factor involved.)

Gaz: Yep. Trixie, you and math boy scout on ahead while I look for a power source. Idiot, you into that abandoned building over there and search for supplied.

Lux: Questixn: Why are yxu calling me an idixt?

The Great and Powerful Trixe: Because you are one. 

Lux: Fair enxugh.