Jake: Well now that this roundabout distraction of dave's is over with, shall we proceed with the next verse in the ballad of dark yagami? Karkat: JUST AS LONG AS IT'S NOT ACTUALLY A MUSICAL. LAST THING I NEED IS A SOLO ABOUT HOW GRUMPY I AM. Pinkie Pie: ♩You're a mean one, mister crab...♩ ^o^
Dave: so thats it? no witty diatribe or contrived setups today? we review sonichu or the universe explodes?
Future!Dave: pretty much. i mean i spent hours making that video look as shitty as possible not to mention finding a moron gullible enough to actually sing for me.
Dave: i can live with that. lets get this train wreck rollin already.
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of dog, it's too dark to read."
- Socrates
Kotomine Kirei: So, Karka†, will you star† the fif†h Holy Grail War? Karkat Vantas: NO. THE LAST THING WE NEED IS ANOTHER STUPID STORY ARC BASED ON A STUPID TV SHOW. Edrobot: What?! Noooo, a Fate/Stay Night story arc would have been awesome! You were going to have Don Quioxtie as your Servant, and between fanfics you'd go around and make witty remarks about stuff! Dave Strider: dont we do that anyway?? Edrobot: Well yes, but... Jake English: Plus you're already stretching our audience's patience by making caius ballad our main villain. If they don't know who he is, they certainly wont know about kotomine. Kotomine: He's got a poin†. Edrobot: Okay fine... sorry about the false alarm, Kirei. If it's any consolation, I heard there's a Evangelion/Madoka Magica crossover down the hall that's looking for a third wheel, if you're interested. Kotomine: †hanks, I'll look into that. Bu† jus† remember, if you ever need anyone murdered... Edrobot: Uh, yeah. I'll keep you in mind. So long! Kotomine: Farewell, Ed. And good luck on your project; I'm forward to seeing it crash and burn. Dave: what a nice sociopathic murderer. Karkat: SO BACK ON TRACK; NOW WHAT DO WE DO? Jake: Well we've been pretty busy lately, so I think we deserve a break. Let's go back home for the Halloween Party! Karkat: ...IT'S NOVEMBER. Dave: we have a time machine. your argument is invalid. Jake: Tallyho!
