Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance from the Year 3000 Episode 31

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Jake: Well chaps, it looks like smooth sailing from here!

*and then The Devil from dinosaur comics appeared in front of them somehow*

Jake: Oh poppycock.

The Devil: OH HEY GUYS. YOU'RE REVIEWING HELLSTORM EVANGELION TODAY?

Dave: well we are now.

The Devil: GREAT! DID YOU KNOW I WAS CONSULTED FOR THIS FIC, AND I GAVE THE AUTHOR A LOT OF ADVICE ABOUT MY CHARACTER.

Karkat: THAT EXPLAINS A LOT.

The Devil: YEP. OH YEAH, AND I NEED TO KILL OFF A RECURRING CHARACTER TODAY. THE EXECUTIVES THINK IT'LL BOOST OUR SHOW'S RAITINGS.

Karkat: EXECUTIVES? WHAT EXECUTIVES?

=====MEANWHILE=====

*Edrobot is sitting in an empy room, wearing a suit and talking to a Tonberry plush.*

Edrobot: Okay guys, our company's reputation is down the tubes. What do we do?

*listens to Tonberry plush.*

Edrobot: What? Always-on DRM and Microtransations? Brilliant idea, Berthold! You always come up with the best ideas!

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Karkat: NEVERMIND.

Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance from the Year 3000 Episode 22

Episode 22

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Jake English: Today's the day we finally confront caius ballad once and for all!

Kankri: Very well, 6ut first you need t9 attend this "christmas" party.

Karkat Vantas: WHY?

Kankri: 6ecause it w9uld 6e extremely rude n9t t9, and 9ur n9n-presence w9uld als9 help t9 f9ster the n9ti9n 9f it 6eing a "6l99d-class exclusive" affair. And I'm afraid it w9uld 9nly be a slippery sl9pe fr9m there t9 full-9n dep9tism...

Dave: that and our contract says we have to do a christmas special.

Karkat: *facepalm*