MEANWHILE, IN DEATH VALLEY,
CALIBORN AND LUX LEXOR ARE ON A MAGICAL JOURNEY
OF SELF-DISCOVERY, WHERE THEY MUST LEARN TO OVERCOME
THEIR DIFFERENCES TO SURVIVE
Caliborn: YOu'RE SO GAAAAAY.
Lux Lexor: Shut up.
Caliborn: GAAAAAAAAAY.
Lux Lexor: Shut up.
Caliborn: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
Lux: Xkay, first xf all I'm nxt gay, I'm 'Pansexual'. Secxnd, a hate-crush is a perfectly normal thing fxr a Trxll my ageitude tx have, even if it is with sxmexne outside my xwn species.
Caliborn: I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOu BECAuSE OF HOW GAY YOu SOuND. DID I MENTION YOu'RE GAY? BECAuSE YOu ARE. GAY. AND THAT MEANS YOu SUCK! DICK! BECAuSE YOu'RE GAY! HA HA AH AH AH AH AH AH AH!
Lux: Gxg, if xnly yxu'd just die xf a gunshxt wxund xr sxmething.
*BANG*
Calborn: *DEAD*
Lux: ...um, I mean if xnly yxu expirated due tx a millixn dxllars falling xn yxur head.
*BANG*
Lux: GAAAH! MY LEG!
The Great And Powerful Trixie: Good work, team. Thanks to my leadership, the Suicide Squad has accomplished another sucessful mission!
Sho Minamimoto = √(SOCATOA!)
Gamzee: NoW CoMe oN, wE CaN'T KeEp tHe bOsS WaItInG. sHe sAiD To cApTuRe tHeSe mOtHeRfUcKeRs dEaD Or aLiVe aNd tHaT'S JuSt wHaT We'rE GoNnA Do.
Lux: Wait, weren't yxu the judge at my trial?
Gamzee: YeAh, I'M PrEtTy mUlTiTaLeNtEd.
Lux: ...If I accused yxu xf cxrruptixn, wxuld I get a retrial?
Gamzee: PrObAbLy nOt.
Lux: ...sx it gxes.