======At the JEMToSR3K boardroom ======
Edrobot: What?! What do you mean you're not going to kill off Troll Phelous Something Something D1?!
The Devil: IT'S LIKE THE KIDS SAID. NOBODY CARES ABOUT HIM, SO HIS DEATH WOULD BE COMPLETELY MEANINGLESS.
Edrobot: Nooo! How else am I going to show that the stakes are now higher than ever?!
The Devil: YOU COULD ALWAYS HAVE ME KILL AN ACTUALLY POPULAR CHARACTER.
Edrobot: I guess I could do that and bring him back as a cyborg in the next season...
The Devil: YEAH ABOUT THAT. MY CONTRACT SAYS THAT IF I GET TO KILL SOMEONE, THAT PERSON HAS TO STAY DEAD FOREVER.
Edrobot: Oh. Well what about-
The Devil: NO YOU CAN'T INTRODUCE A CLONE.
Edrobot: Then how about-
The Devil: NO TWIN SIBLINGS.
Edrobot: But what if we-
The Devil: OR CHANGELING DOPPELGANGERS.
Edrobot: Well fuck.
The Devil: SO, WHAT'S IT GONNA BE THEN, BOSS?
Edrobot: *sigh* all right, here's what you're going to do.