Edrobot: Last time, on JEMToSRFtY3k; Lant Kreck and Alfred Smith were stuck in a forest somewhere but now they arn't. That's about it, really.
Lant Kreck: So... where are we now?
Alfred Smith: It appears to be some sort of village. Perhaps inhabited by an indigenous tribe of hunter-gatherers...
Lant: An indigenous tribe of hunter-gatherers with a pepsi machine *points to pepsi machine*?
Alfred: Stranger things have happened...
???: Halt! Who goes there?
Alfred: Uh, Lant? I think a little girl is pointing an enormous spear at us.
Lant: Looks like it.