Glorious Godfrey: IIIIIIT'S Time, for Apokalips 's favorite game: APOCKALYPSE BAAAAAAAALLLL!
Glorious Godfrey: Tonight we have a real treat for you; mortal from the planet earth who think they can stand up to Lord Darksied! Give it up for THE MORONS!
Kanaya: I Hate This Planet
Porrim: And I'm sure the planet hates yo+u back.
Glorious Godfrey: Now, the rules are simple. You must either get past a labyrinth filled with the deadliest traps imaginable, and evade Darksied's mightest warriors armed with lava bats and bring your ball to the opposing team's endzone before they kill you...
Glorious Godfrey: ...or you must read this, the worst fanfiction in the universe!
Roxy: ...yeah, i think were gonna go for the ball game.
Glorious Godfrey: Well it's your funeral! Let's get ready to rumbuuuuuuuule!
Detective Branflakes: Detective Stapler, the president is going to be here in ten minutes! Have you found any proof that the Nazi Party is funding the North American Man-Boy Love Association? Detective Stapler I've done better than that; *punches Cronus* Cronus: Owvwv... Detective Stapler: This document proves that NAMBA and the Nazi Party are in fact... THE EXACT SAME ORGANIZATION!