Tuesday, April 23, 2013
Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance from the Year 3000 Episode 32
Edrobot: What?! What do you mean you're not going to kill off Troll Phelous Something Something D1?!
The Devil: IT'S LIKE THE KIDS SAID. NOBODY CARES ABOUT HIM, SO HIS DEATH WOULD BE COMPLETELY MEANINGLESS.
Edrobot: Nooo! How else am I going to show that the stakes are now higher than ever?!
The Devil: YOU COULD ALWAYS HAVE ME KILL AN ACTUALLY POPULAR CHARACTER.
Edrobot: I guess I could do that and bring him back as a cyborg in the next season...
The Devil: YEAH ABOUT THAT. MY CONTRACT SAYS THAT IF I GET TO KILL SOMEONE, THAT PERSON HAS TO STAY DEAD FOREVER.
Edrobot: Oh. Well what about-
The Devil: NO YOU CAN'T INTRODUCE A CLONE.
Edrobot: Then how about-
The Devil: NO TWIN SIBLINGS.
Edrobot: But what if we-
The Devil: OR CHANGELING DOPPELGANGERS.
Edrobot: Well fuck.
The Devil: SO, WHAT'S IT GONNA BE THEN, BOSS?
Edrobot: *sigh* all right, here's what you're going to do.
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance from the Year 3000 Episode 31
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*and then The Devil from dinosaur comics appeared in front of them somehow*
Jake: Oh poppycock.
The Devil: OH HEY GUYS. YOU'RE REVIEWING HELLSTORM EVANGELION TODAY?
Dave: well we are now.
The Devil: GREAT! DID YOU KNOW I WAS CONSULTED FOR THIS FIC, AND I GAVE THE AUTHOR A LOT OF ADVICE ABOUT MY CHARACTER.
Karkat: THAT EXPLAINS A LOT.
The Devil: YEP. OH YEAH, AND I NEED TO KILL OFF A RECURRING CHARACTER TODAY. THE EXECUTIVES THINK IT'LL BOOST OUR SHOW'S RAITINGS.
Karkat: EXECUTIVES? WHAT EXECUTIVES?
=====MEANWHILE=====
*Edrobot is sitting in an empy room, wearing a suit and talking to a Tonberry plush.*
Edrobot: Okay guys, our company's reputation is down the tubes. What do we do?
*listens to Tonberry plush.*
Edrobot: What? Always-on DRM and Microtransations? Brilliant idea, Berthold! You always come up with the best ideas!
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Karkat: NEVERMIND.
Monday, April 1, 2013
Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance from the Year 3000 Episode 30
Gaz: Looks like last of em.
Lux Lexor: Finally... my pxditries are just killing me...
Sho Minamimoto = √( Looks can be deceving. You never know when there's a hidden factor involved.)
Gaz: Yep. Trixie, you and math boy scout on ahead while I look for a power source. Idiot, you into that abandoned building over there and search for supplied.
Lux: Questixn: Why are yxu calling me an idixt?
The Great and Powerful Trixe: Because you are one.
Lux: Fair enxugh.
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