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| This is actually the original fic's actual cover art. I just borrowed it because I'm lazy. |
Jake English: Here we are, Equestria, the winter of 2012. According to our research, the next clue is located on the DNA sequence of HoundFox virus. A virus that, if not stopped, could mutate into a supervirus that would destroy all of Equestria! No doubt Caius' meddling with the timeline will prevent the vaccine from being made, thus allowing him to acquire a virus sample more easily!
Dave Strider: how are we going to do that?
Jake: Simple! We just need to accelerate research on the virus. *notices Twilight Sparkle walking down the street* Quiet, here she comes. Now, the plan is that i'm going to pretend to be an unconscious argentinean youth, while karkat will play the part of an irate organ grinder. Now, when i give the signal, we will begin to sing select verses from 'the sound of music' for pinkie to steal twilight sparkle's day planner. Then dave will go back in time and ensure though time shenanigans that-
Pinkie Pie: Hey, Twi! Whatever you do, make sure you make a vaccine for the HoundFox virus! ^0^
Twilight Sparkle: Thanks Pinkie, but I got that done yesterday*
Pinkie: Wow! That was fast!
Twilight: Uh, thank you? Oh, and Pinkie, are you are coming to the Christmas party next week?
Pinkie: At Jade's place? Wouldn't miss it for the world!
Twilight: Glad to hear it. Sorry I can't stick around, I have some research to do on what this "Christmas" thing is all about in the first place.
Karkat Vantas: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. CAN WE GO NOW?
Jake: I'm afraid not. The time machine still needs to refuel.
Karkat: UGH. IF WE'RE GOING TO READ BADFICS, CAN WE AT LEAST GET OUT OF THE COLD FIRST?
Pinkie: Sure! Let's go to my place!
