*The Devil is playing with little figurines that look like Pinkie Pie and Electra Pendragon*
The Devil: "DON'T WORRY, PINKIE PIE. WITH MY HELP YOU WILL BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PONY AT THE GRAND GALLOPING GALA." "AWW, THANK YOU, ELECTRA! LET ME GIVE YOU A BIG SLOPPY KISS!" *kissey noises*
Darkseid: Ahem.
The Devil: AHHH! LORD DARKSEID! YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING, DID YOU?
Darkseid: No, I did not see you playing with your dolls again, if that's what you mean.
The Devil: GOOD! SO, UH, WHAT'S UP?
Darkseid: Are all my preperations in order?
The Devil: YES. MONARCH HAS BEEN DISPATCHED, THE MONITORS ARE OCCUPIED, AND A THIRD PARTY IS READY TO RELEASE THE BEAST.
Darkseid: And the seige of New Genesis?
The Devil: IT'S ALL HAPPENING OFFSCREEN, JUST AS YOU WISHED, LORD DARKSEID.
Darkseid: Good. You are dismissed, Lucifer.
The Devil: UH, SURE THING, BOSS. I'LL JUST GET GOING NOW...
Darkseid: ...Finally, I thought he would never leave. *picks up figurines of Opal Edwards and Electra Pendragon* Now where were we. Oh yes... "Oh electra, it is so very cool that you saved me from that killer shark; it's too bad your boyfriend Lant died." "Oh that's okay, I just discovered that I am a lesbian today." "Really? So am I!" "Let's make out!" *kissey noises*
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Karkat: I DON'T GET IT, HOW THE HELL ARE YOU BEATING ME WITH MISTER GAME AND WATCH?!
Dave: i dunno. maybe you should play someone on a higher tier than ganondorf.
Karkat: NO WAY YOU'RE GOING TO TRICK ME INTO GIVING UP MY FAVORITE CHARACTER!
Dave: whatever dude. its your funeral.
Cronus: hey there all you cool cats, wvhat's happenin'?
Jake: We had the day off, so we're playing super smash brothers.
Cronus: i dig, i dig... ya know i'm actually pretty good at that game myself. howv about you newvbies let me join, so you can see how a REAL pro does things.
Karkat: NO. NOBODY LIKES YOU.
Cronus: ...wvhy not?
Karkat: BECAUSE YOU'RE A LAME PICKUP ARTIST WHO WEARS AN UNPLEASANTLY FAKE PERSONALITY AND IS ALSO INCREDIBLY CLASSIST.
Jake: Also we only have four controllers.
Karkat: EVEN PINKIE PIE DOESN'T LIKE YOU, AND SHE HAS SOMETHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT EVERYONE.
Cronus: get outta town.
Karkat: NO, SERIOUSLY. WATCH THIS: HEY PINKIE, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ERIDAN?
Pinkie: I think he's a real snappy dresser! ^-^
Karkat: HOW ABOUT CALIBORN?
Pinkie: That guy really knows how to laugh! ^-^
Karkat: AND ELECTRA?
Pinkie: She's awfully competitive... but grandma pie always said; you won't get anywhere just by standing around! ^-^
Karkat: THEN WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT CRONUS?
Pinkie: Uh... I really like his mane? @_@
Cronus: *tsk*, you're breakin' my heart, vwantas. and here i thought wve wvere friends...
Dave: have you guys even talked to each other up till now??
Karkat: NO, AND I INTEND TO KEEP IT THAT WAY. GOODBY, CRONUS.
Cronus: now that's just mean. but tell you wvhat, i'll be wvilling to forgivwe you if you'd just-
Karkat: GOODBY, CRONUS.
Cronus: but i'm a really nice guy if you just get to-
Karkat: GOODBY, CRONUS.
Cronus: ...okay that is the LAST strawv. i am sick and tired of being treated like a joke by the land-dwvellers and mutants that i've been REDUCED to associating wvith. man, someday i swvear if i become a crazy supervwillain i'm going to conquer the future and then go back in time and conquer the world again just to make your life a livwing hell.
Karkat: GOODBY, CRONUS.
Cronus: *nyeh* i'm outta here, land dwvellers!
Dave: that guy has issues.
Jake: You can say that again...
Jane Crocker: Guys! Some evil supervillain from the future named Monarch has gone back in time to try to conquer the present!
Jake: Good golly! What a sudden and shocking turn of events that is completely unrelated to our dealings with cronus!
Karkat: GREAT, JUST WHAT WE NEEDED. ANOTHER AMBITIOUS, OVERPOWERED FREAK WITH ACCESS TO TIME TRAVEL.
Jane: But that's not all! Someone else has gone on a murderous rampage! And his first victim... was MS. PAINT!
Jake: The bastard! Don't worry, Crocker; you have my word that we won't let these vagabonds commit crimes wantonly any further!
Karkat: I'LL GET TEREZI ON THE HOMICIDE CASE AND WE'LL HANDLE THE SUPERVILLAIN. WE'RE GOOD AT THAT SORT OF THING.
Pinkie: Aaaaad-VENTURE TIME! ^0^
Jake: Do want to come along, Jane? We could always use a fifth wheel.
Jane: Uh... I'm not sure. Compare to all the stuff you've been through lately, I've been feeling a bit left behind on the power curve... :(
Jake: Well, can't say we didn't ask. Tally ho, everyone!
Karkat: YEAH YEAH.
Dave: whatever.
Pinkie: Weeeeeee! ^0^
