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Thursday, October 31, 2013

Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance From the Year 3000 Episode 41




Big Daddy: *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP*

Wolf O'Donnel: Okay, Daddy B. I think this asshole has had enough stomping.

Big Daddy: ...

Wolf O'Donnel: Yeah, you said it. That guy was one hell of a loser! Come on, let's get milkshakes and kickflips off the half-pipe!

Big Daddy: ...

*Wolf and Big Daddy Leave*

Halloweenie: Hmmm? What is THIS? Oh boy, an DEAD BODY! Now I can use the NECRONOMICON EX MORTIS, and start my own zombie army to get revenge on Jake England and those other guys for putting me in such HUMILIATING cameoes!

*Troll Phelous D1 Comes back to Life*

Troll Phelous D1: Did you say Jake English?

Halloweenie: WAAH! I thought you were dead!

Troll Phelous D1: I was, but I got better... because reasons. Now, here's what we're going to do...