Big Daddy: *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP* Wolf O'Donnel: Okay, Daddy B. I think this asshole has had enough stomping. Big Daddy: ... Wolf O'Donnel: Yeah, you said it. That guy was one hell of a loser! Come on, let's get milkshakes and kickflips off the half-pipe! Big Daddy: ... *Wolf and Big Daddy Leave* Halloweenie: Hmmm? What is THIS? Oh boy, an DEAD BODY! Now I can use the NECRONOMICON EX MORTIS, and start my own zombie army to get revenge on Jake England and those other guys for putting me in such HUMILIATING cameoes! *Troll Phelous D1 Comes back to Life* Troll Phelous D1: Did you say Jake English? Halloweenie: WAAH! I thought you were dead! Troll Phelous D1: I was, but I got better... because reasons. Now, here's what we're going to do...
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of dog, it's too dark to read."
- Socrates
Kotomine Kirei: So, Karka†, will you star† the fif†h Holy Grail War? Karkat Vantas: NO. THE LAST THING WE NEED IS ANOTHER STUPID STORY ARC BASED ON A STUPID TV SHOW. Edrobot: What?! Noooo, a Fate/Stay Night story arc would have been awesome! You were going to have Don Quioxtie as your Servant, and between fanfics you'd go around and make witty remarks about stuff! Dave Strider: dont we do that anyway?? Edrobot: Well yes, but... Jake English: Plus you're already stretching our audience's patience by making caius ballad our main villain. If they don't know who he is, they certainly wont know about kotomine. Kotomine: He's got a poin†. Edrobot: Okay fine... sorry about the false alarm, Kirei. If it's any consolation, I heard there's a Evangelion/Madoka Magica crossover down the hall that's looking for a third wheel, if you're interested. Kotomine: †hanks, I'll look into that. Bu† jus† remember, if you ever need anyone murdered... Edrobot: Uh, yeah. I'll keep you in mind. So long! Kotomine: Farewell, Ed. And good luck on your project; I'm forward to seeing it crash and burn. Dave: what a nice sociopathic murderer. Karkat: SO BACK ON TRACK; NOW WHAT DO WE DO? Jake: Well we've been pretty busy lately, so I think we deserve a break. Let's go back home for the Halloween Party! Karkat: ...IT'S NOVEMBER. Dave: we have a time machine. your argument is invalid. Jake: Tallyho!
Warning: This episode is NSFW. While I will do my best to keep my jokes tasteful, the actual fic contains references to rape, gore, cannibalism, and extreme violence. If any of this offends you, please do not read further.
It goes without saying that I do not support any of these practices, and personally think the person responsible for writing this fic REALLY needs to see a psychiatrist even if he was just joking. Those thoughts ain't normal, man.
Episode 4
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Karkat Vantas: ...WE HAVEN'T EVEN BEGUN THE STORY AND I'M ALREADY LOST. WHAT THE HELL AM I LOOKING AT?
Jake English: This my dear boy, is HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. It is a contemporary neo-suburban countercultural surrealist work emulating the dadaist movement of the early to mid 20th century by using the harry potter franchise as a vhehical for wanton violence and debauchery.
Karkat: IN ENGLISH PLEASE.
Dave Srider: he means its a shitty story thats somehow art i guess. have you read harry potter?
Karkat: HELL NO.
Dave: good because it pretty much has nothing to do with the books. its kind of like my immortal from one of those bizzario worlds where all the dudes are chicks and vice versa so that instead of hot topic and linken park the author is obsessed with groinsaws and rape puns. its supposed to be dumb immature and oh so hilarious.
Jake: Not to mention that it's an excellent satire that exaggerates the trend of increasing levels of violence in the media to it's logical conclusion!
Dave: yeah that too.
Karkat: AND YOU THINK I'LL LIKE THIS.
Jake: Indubitably! In fact, i wouldn't be surprised if this story was written by a kindred spirit!
