Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance from the Year 3000 Episode 12

From left to right: Lant Krek, Alfred Smith, Electra Pendragon, and Ditzy "Derpy Hooves" Doo

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Meanwhile, in the Robo-Cave...

Edrobot: Now that I've killed the most popular Homestuck characters, I, The Great and Powerful Edrobot, will create an entirely new MST series with my own characters! MWA HA HA HA HA!

Andrew Hussie: Not so fast! The only one who's going to killing off Homestuck characters is me!

Edrobot: *Gasp* Andrew hussie?!?! How on earth did you find my secret headquarters?!

Andrew: I looked it up in the yellow pages. It was listed under "S" for "Secret Headquarters".

Edrobot: I knew that would come back to bite me...

Andrew: Now retcon everyone's deaths, or else I'll run you down with this rusty machete!

Edrobot: Okay okay fine, geez...

Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance from the Year 3000 Episode 11

Episode 11

Homestuck High Part 8

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Jake English: Well chaps, it's been quite the month or two, but we've finally reached the end of Homestuck High! I'm sad to say that this story did come to an end before it was completed, the author is still alive apparently as she posted the latest chapter a mere month ago. For now though, this is the end of our voyage.

Karkat Vantas: ABOUT. FUCKING. TIME. I SWEAR, IF I HAVE TO SEE THE WORD "EJACULATE"...

Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance from the Year 3000 Episode 10

Episode 10

Homestuck High Part 7

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Warning

This episode contains another badly written sex scene, and is thus Not Safe For Work. If you have been mentally scarred for life by reading this chapter, please form an angry mob and start an "Occupy Wall Street" rally. This will not help your situation in the slightest, but it will keep you off the internet long enough for me to flee the country.