Edrobot: Well it's my one-year anniversary, but I'm also writing something for Camp NaNoWriMo... Maybe I should do something special for both of them. Hm...
Reviewing...
ATLANTA NIGHTS
Saturday, July 6, 2013
Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance from the Year 3000: 1 Year Anniversary Special
Edrobot: Well it's my one-year anniversary, but I'm also writing something for Camp NaNoWriMo... Maybe I should do something special for both of them. Hm...
Saturday, June 15, 2013
Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance from the Year 3000 Episode 35
*The Devil is playing with little figurines that look like Pinkie Pie and Electra Pendragon*
The Devil: "DON'T WORRY, PINKIE PIE. WITH MY HELP YOU WILL BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PONY AT THE GRAND GALLOPING GALA." "AWW, THANK YOU, ELECTRA! LET ME GIVE YOU A BIG SLOPPY KISS!" *kissey noises*
Darkseid: Ahem.
The Devil: AHHH! LORD DARKSEID! YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING, DID YOU?
Darkseid: No, I did not see you playing with your dolls again, if that's what you mean.
The Devil: GOOD! SO, UH, WHAT'S UP?
Darkseid: Are all my preperations in order?
The Devil: YES. MONARCH HAS BEEN DISPATCHED, THE MONITORS ARE OCCUPIED, AND A THIRD PARTY IS READY TO RELEASE THE BEAST.
Darkseid: And the seige of New Genesis?
The Devil: IT'S ALL HAPPENING OFFSCREEN, JUST AS YOU WISHED, LORD DARKSEID.
Darkseid: Good. You are dismissed, Lucifer.
The Devil: UH, SURE THING, BOSS. I'LL JUST GET GOING NOW...
Darkseid: ...Finally, I thought he would never leave. *picks up figurines of Opal Edwards and Electra Pendragon* Now where were we. Oh yes... "Oh electra, it is so very cool that you saved me from that killer shark; it's too bad your boyfriend Lant died." "Oh that's okay, I just discovered that I am a lesbian today." "Really? So am I!" "Let's make out!" *kissey noises*
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Karkat: I DON'T GET IT, HOW THE HELL ARE YOU BEATING ME WITH MISTER GAME AND WATCH?!
Dave: i dunno. maybe you should play someone on a higher tier than ganondorf.
Karkat: NO WAY YOU'RE GOING TO TRICK ME INTO GIVING UP MY FAVORITE CHARACTER!
Dave: whatever dude. its your funeral.
Cronus: hey there all you cool cats, wvhat's happenin'?
Jake: We had the day off, so we're playing super smash brothers.
Cronus: i dig, i dig... ya know i'm actually pretty good at that game myself. howv about you newvbies let me join, so you can see how a REAL pro does things.
Karkat: NO. NOBODY LIKES YOU.
Cronus: ...wvhy not?
Karkat: BECAUSE YOU'RE A LAME PICKUP ARTIST WHO WEARS AN UNPLEASANTLY FAKE PERSONALITY AND IS ALSO INCREDIBLY CLASSIST.
Jake: Also we only have four controllers.
Karkat: EVEN PINKIE PIE DOESN'T LIKE YOU, AND SHE HAS SOMETHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT EVERYONE.
Cronus: get outta town.
Karkat: NO, SERIOUSLY. WATCH THIS: HEY PINKIE, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ERIDAN?
Pinkie: I think he's a real snappy dresser! ^-^
Karkat: HOW ABOUT CALIBORN?
Pinkie: That guy really knows how to laugh! ^-^
Karkat: AND ELECTRA?
Pinkie: She's awfully competitive... but grandma pie always said; you won't get anywhere just by standing around! ^-^
Karkat: THEN WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT CRONUS?
Pinkie: Uh... I really like his mane? @_@
Cronus: *tsk*, you're breakin' my heart, vwantas. and here i thought wve wvere friends...
Dave: have you guys even talked to each other up till now??
Karkat: NO, AND I INTEND TO KEEP IT THAT WAY. GOODBY, CRONUS.
Cronus: now that's just mean. but tell you wvhat, i'll be wvilling to forgivwe you if you'd just-
Karkat: GOODBY, CRONUS.
Cronus: but i'm a really nice guy if you just get to-
Karkat: GOODBY, CRONUS.
Cronus: ...okay that is the LAST strawv. i am sick and tired of being treated like a joke by the land-dwvellers and mutants that i've been REDUCED to associating wvith. man, someday i swvear if i become a crazy supervwillain i'm going to conquer the future and then go back in time and conquer the world again just to make your life a livwing hell.
Karkat: GOODBY, CRONUS.
Cronus: *nyeh* i'm outta here, land dwvellers!
Dave: that guy has issues.
Jake: You can say that again...
Jane Crocker: Guys! Some evil supervillain from the future named Monarch has gone back in time to try to conquer the present!
Jake: Good golly! What a sudden and shocking turn of events that is completely unrelated to our dealings with cronus!
Karkat: GREAT, JUST WHAT WE NEEDED. ANOTHER AMBITIOUS, OVERPOWERED FREAK WITH ACCESS TO TIME TRAVEL.
Jane: But that's not all! Someone else has gone on a murderous rampage! And his first victim... was MS. PAINT!
Jake: The bastard! Don't worry, Crocker; you have my word that we won't let these vagabonds commit crimes wantonly any further!
Karkat: I'LL GET TEREZI ON THE HOMICIDE CASE AND WE'LL HANDLE THE SUPERVILLAIN. WE'RE GOOD AT THAT SORT OF THING.
Pinkie: Aaaaad-VENTURE TIME! ^0^
Jake: Do want to come along, Jane? We could always use a fifth wheel.
Jane: Uh... I'm not sure. Compare to all the stuff you've been through lately, I've been feeling a bit left behind on the power curve... :(
Jake: Well, can't say we didn't ask. Tally ho, everyone!
Karkat: YEAH YEAH.
Dave: whatever.
Pinkie: Weeeeeee! ^0^
Saturday, May 11, 2013
Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance from the Year 3000 Episode 34
???: Ballad... I see you have returned to your old ways. Is attempted destruction of the timeline not enough for you?
Caius Ballad: You have no need to fear me, Monitor. I have made a warrior's oath to return to my duties as guardian of time. In fact, I am here for the same reason you are; to uncover the key to The Great Disaster.
???: ...Very well. I have already witnessed The Wall's answer, and it is meaningless to me. Perhaps you might shed a bit more light on the answer's meaning.
Paddra Nsu-Yeul: The wall... it speaks!
*A series of letters written in 100-foot tall flames appear in front of the Source Wall*
Caius: Let me see; P...H...E...L... oh you've got to be kidding me.
Saturday, May 4, 2013
Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance from the Year 3000 Episode 33
Electra Pendragon: (Was there ever any doubt?)
Lant Kreck: (Yes. But that's not important right now)
Alfred: (Correct. Now that we're inside, we need to work in the shadows to find a way to stop the Prophet Gilesbie's plan from succeeding. You have your watches synchronized?)
Electra: (Yep.)
Lant: (Affirmative.)
Alfred: (Good. Operation "Balamb Garden" is now-)
Dirk: Yo.
Alfred: EEK! *leaps into Electra's arms, whereupon she just drops him* Oh, wait. Dirk, Jade, it's you! How did you get here? Where's Troll Phelous?
Dirk: Long story, I'll explain later.
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance from the Year 3000 Episode 32
Edrobot: What?! What do you mean you're not going to kill off Troll Phelous Something Something D1?!
The Devil: IT'S LIKE THE KIDS SAID. NOBODY CARES ABOUT HIM, SO HIS DEATH WOULD BE COMPLETELY MEANINGLESS.
Edrobot: Nooo! How else am I going to show that the stakes are now higher than ever?!
The Devil: YOU COULD ALWAYS HAVE ME KILL AN ACTUALLY POPULAR CHARACTER.
Edrobot: I guess I could do that and bring him back as a cyborg in the next season...
The Devil: YEAH ABOUT THAT. MY CONTRACT SAYS THAT IF I GET TO KILL SOMEONE, THAT PERSON HAS TO STAY DEAD FOREVER.
Edrobot: Oh. Well what about-
The Devil: NO YOU CAN'T INTRODUCE A CLONE.
Edrobot: Then how about-
The Devil: NO TWIN SIBLINGS.
Edrobot: But what if we-
The Devil: OR CHANGELING DOPPELGANGERS.
Edrobot: Well fuck.
The Devil: SO, WHAT'S IT GONNA BE THEN, BOSS?
Edrobot: *sigh* all right, here's what you're going to do.
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance from the Year 3000 Episode 31
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*and then The Devil from dinosaur comics appeared in front of them somehow*
Jake: Oh poppycock.
The Devil: OH HEY GUYS. YOU'RE REVIEWING HELLSTORM EVANGELION TODAY?
Dave: well we are now.
The Devil: GREAT! DID YOU KNOW I WAS CONSULTED FOR THIS FIC, AND I GAVE THE AUTHOR A LOT OF ADVICE ABOUT MY CHARACTER.
Karkat: THAT EXPLAINS A LOT.
The Devil: YEP. OH YEAH, AND I NEED TO KILL OFF A RECURRING CHARACTER TODAY. THE EXECUTIVES THINK IT'LL BOOST OUR SHOW'S RAITINGS.
Karkat: EXECUTIVES? WHAT EXECUTIVES?
=====MEANWHILE=====
*Edrobot is sitting in an empy room, wearing a suit and talking to a Tonberry plush.*
Edrobot: Okay guys, our company's reputation is down the tubes. What do we do?
*listens to Tonberry plush.*
Edrobot: What? Always-on DRM and Microtransations? Brilliant idea, Berthold! You always come up with the best ideas!
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Karkat: NEVERMIND.
Monday, April 1, 2013
Jake English's Mysterious Theater of Scientific Romance from the Year 3000 Episode 30
Gaz: Looks like last of em.
Lux Lexor: Finally... my pxditries are just killing me...
Sho Minamimoto = √( Looks can be deceving. You never know when there's a hidden factor involved.)
Gaz: Yep. Trixie, you and math boy scout on ahead while I look for a power source. Idiot, you into that abandoned building over there and search for supplied.
Lux: Questixn: Why are yxu calling me an idixt?
The Great and Powerful Trixe: Because you are one.
Lux: Fair enxugh.
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